I'll know I'm back home when . . .
- I can say "The mountain's out!" and people will know what I mean. And there will be a mountain to point at.
- There's a coffee shop on every corner.
- There are more Subarus than pickups.
- The people all know the difference between Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, and Thai food.
- Nobody thinks it's weird that my city has 5 quadrants.
- Everyone knows how to say Issaquah, Puyallup, Chehalis, Couch, and Willamette.
- I'll be able to assume that the people with umbrellas are tourists.
- About half my friends live in the woods.
- I overhear regular people in discussion using terms like "localvore," and "freegan."
- Chacos can be worn any day of the year.
- People around me know the meaning of "U-Dub," "the Schnitz," and, of course, "jo-jos" :)
- Bridges are everywhere and there are no tolls.
- The bike lanes in the city are wider than the car lanes.
- Any eco-system I want is within a couple hours driving distance: mountain, beach, rainforest, oceanic sound, waterfall paradise, hot springs, desert.
- I can blame everything on ex-Californians.
- Normal people recycle.
- People drive politely.
- Mossy front yards are welcome.
- I can almost look forward to a mild earthquake.
- I no longer have to worry about tornados. [Unless I live in Aumsville?!]
- "Weird" is considered a term of endearment.
- My neighbors are as passionate about their microbrews as some people are about their political parties.
- I can enjoy First Thursdays again.
- Trees are green in January.
- 50% of people say they hate Starbucks, but 60% of people go there.
- Birkenstocks and beards are plain jane.
- No waitress blinks twice when I ask for my order to be vegetarian.
- None of the sports teams are really any good.
- I can once again enjoy the deliciousness of Burgerville. Yes, please.
- I can navigate the geography without a map.